How to get a girl through Facebook.

Okay, so you see this super-slaymama online and you're gushing over everything she posts and reacting with "HAHA! " "WOW! " or occasionally you push the ♥(love) reaction.

But she doesn't reply your messages, or maybe she does but not as spontaneously as you'd like.

Don't Worry! Here are 7 proven* ways to get a spicy chic from Facebook.

MAKE SURE SHE'S SINGLE O!! (DO MISTAKE COME NEAR MY CHIC SEE!) Lol not really. 

Geddit if you want it right? 

(1) HAVE AN ATTRACTIVE DP AND AN INTERESTING BIO:

It doesn't matter if you're the funniest guy on her list, if your DP game is weak, you're not getting the chic!

-TAKE A LOT OF PICTURES.
-EDIT AND CHOOSE THE MOST VIVID OF ALL.
-UPLOAD AND HOPE FOR LIKES, (because believe it or not, 98% of people now-a-days judge you based on the likes on your profile pic).
IF YOU KNOW YOU'LL HAVE LIMITED LIKES, (or you just don't fancy being judged), make your dp view-only.
No-one can like or comment, but they can see it.

(2) USE PROPER ENGLISH:

No girl wants to her "zup" or "watzup" as I introduction anymore, they don't like the "my brda jez got a nu job 2dy type", they prefer complete grammatical expressions (even if they can't use it themselves lol).
Also use your punctuations correctly.

Eg.
"Hey you! Remember I told you bout that my elder brother ba? He got that new job today"

(3) BE INTERESTING, STAND OUT:

Being a slaymama, over 50 different guys want to associate with you AND so you receive stuff like: " Xup beautiful", "Hey gal" and other mediocre crap.
Imagine all of a sudden, a dude with a worthy dp and an interesting bio sends a Facebook sticker or sends a picture with "Hey you!" Or some other creative shii on it.
Trust Nigerian females, she'll respond with swag but she'll be interested in hearing more of what you got.

(4) NEVER, EVER LACK GIST! 

-CHECK HER INFO AND GET TO KNOW HER, USE THIS KNOWLEDGE TO CARVE CONVERSATIONS.

-DON'T BRING UP SPORTS OR DISTURBING STUFF (MOST IMPORTANTLY, DON'T TALK SEX WITH HER, AT LEAST NOT YET), she'll freak out and lose interest AND probably report you to Uncle Mark.

-SOME CHICS LIKE SPORTS SHA, BUT THEY'RE EXTREMELY RARE, SO IT'S NOT A "SUREBET" TO TALK SPORTS. (Hehe, see what I did there?  Surebet? Sports?)

(4) ENGAGE HER IN DISCUSSION ABOUT HERSELF.

-Wait till y'all are relatively close to expect her to talk bout herself, cause girls are relatively shy and don't trust easily, so you have to earn her trust.

-SHOW HER COMPASSION.
-EXAGGERATE YOUR EMPATHY FOR HER, girls like sensitive guys.
-Don't go and be yabbin her o!  You be surprised by how quick she can cut you off!

(5) COMPLIMENT HER, SMALL SMALL:

-DON'T OVER DO IT, you'll look desperate.
- TRY BEING POETIC, we cannot give advice on that one.

(6) BE FUNNY.

-FUNNY GUYS ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET GIRLS THAN STIFF MUMU BOYS, so be creative, find humor in everyday things.

(7) FINALLY, ASK FOR HER NUMBER, SO THAT YOU CAN MOVE TO WHATSAPP AND START CALLING. (#NextLevelThings).

-DON'T MAKE IT TOO OBVIOUS SO YOUR DESPERATION WON'T SHOW.
Try: " there's this WhatsApp that's soo lit ry nw! I believe you'd like it", then you shap guy your way into the situation.

-You could ask her straight though. Honesty is the best policy shey? (Hehe, maybe not with these slaymamas tho).

-IF SHE REFUSES, DON'T FEEL BAD, KEEP BEING HER FRIEND.

REMEMBER, THE FRIENDZONE OF THESE GIRLS IS HIGHLY POPULATED, DONT FEEL BAD IF YOU LAND THERE!  YOU TRY SEF.

*proven= E work for some kind people, if e no work for you, toh.

DISCLAIMER: There's A 65% CHANCE THAT NIGERIAN FEMALES WONT SUCCUMB TO THIS, BUH HEY, YOU HAVE TO TRY AI? 

Posted by Samankwe the Highway Robber. 

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